The Travails of the Turkey on Main and Plain

By Norah Kelley, ’24

Staff Writer

Stan, the turkey who has been hanging out on Main Street and Plain Street for the past few weeks, has been causing traffic and making a scene. Almost every day around the time that school gets out, Stan likes to stand in the middle of the road and stare down cars. He was a pain when we first saw him, but he seems to have grown on everyone and become part of the community. 

This turkey has gotten a lot of recognition on town Facebook pages, but not as much as he gets while he stands in the street. Many people on Hanover Connect have mentioned this turkey, and he was even suggested to be the new school mascot! (Sadly, he lost out to the more regal and intimidating hawk) Community members have suggested a few other names for the turkey, including Joe, but it seems like Stan is sticking. 

I have seen Stan many times because he is normally right in front of my house, or on top of my dad’s pickup truck. He even has been seen on the power lines like a tightrope walker. 

People have beeped at Stan, and even gotten out of their car to shoo him away, but he keeps coming back. The beeping and yelling don’t get him out of the street, but seem to encourage him. I think this weird turkey loves the attention. Police officers have driven down Main Street and put on their sirens to try to get Stan out of the road, but that doesn’t work either. Many have pulled up just inches from Stan, but he stands his ground and won’t budge. The only thing that seems to work is to get out of your car and run at him until he moves into the safety of someone’s front yard. 

Many in Hanover have grown to love seeing Stan when they are driving home from school or work. At first, he was a pain to everyone, standing in the middle of the road annoying drivers who just wanted to get where they needed to be. But now whenever he is seen, at least for me and my family, we smile. He brings a little humor into some long COVID-19 days.

Please, don’t hurt Stan. This strange turkey just wants some attention, so please drive around him. And remember, beeping doesn’t get him out of the street, so if you’re in a hurry, you’re going to have to get out of your car and chase him away – or wait for another brave person to do it!

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